(Source: horseysurprise)
If I was pregnant with a young adult, I would probably get a C-section. Honestly, that seems like the only good choice...
I got stuck at the “Young adults born via Cesarean section” part. Who the hell wants to give birth to a young adult,...
Probably the most hilarious thing I’ve read today :)
I APPROVE OF YOUR TRAMPOLINE LIFESTYLE BUT I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR INCESSANT FAT-SHAMING, CLASSIST, ABLEIST BULLSHIT....
My pill to hamburger sandwich ratio has been all wrong
Classic Ken M. I say hamburger sandwiches all the time now because of you.
Oh my god, I can’t believe I neglected to read through this before
It’s almost bathingsuit season!